[Exit, pursued by a platypus.]

greathaircut:

i cant wait to get a boyfriend, im all prepared. i punched some holes in the lid of this jar and i put some grass and a twig in it

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asymptotejournal:

“Ultimately, literature is nothing but carpentry. With both you are working with reality, a material just as hard as wood.”
Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez has just passed away at the age of 87. 1927 - 2014

asymptotejournal:

Ultimately, literature is nothing but carpentry. With both you are working with reality, a material just as hard as wood.”

Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez has just passed away at the age of 87. 
1927 - 2014

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2 days ago

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

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2 days ago

destinydeoxys:

My wedding vow:

"Prepare for trouble!"

"Make it double!"

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2 days ago
forte-online:

forumgamer:

augustayc:

braiker:

Are you fucking kidding me? Did we all just wake up in 1938?

Really seriously flabbergasted and concerned about this.

Seein as how Russia’s foreign policy seems to mirror that of Germany in 1938… yeah, kinda.

This seems like a sign of bad things to come. I pray it’s not… Or at least that it can be stopped.

NO. NO NO NO NO NO.

forte-online:

forumgamer:

augustayc:

braiker:

Are you fucking kidding me? Did we all just wake up in 1938?

Really seriously flabbergasted and concerned about this.

Seein as how Russia’s foreign policy seems to mirror that of Germany in 1938… yeah, kinda.

This seems like a sign of bad things to come. I pray it’s not… Or at least that it can be stopped.

NO. NO NO NO NO NO.

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2 days ago

taskscape:

zaynsmaliks:

how do u even start dating your crush how does that happen to someone

Go up to them

Press A

The secret has been revealed!

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