[Exit, pursued by a platypus.]

takineko:

notsufferingfrominsanity:

beartier:

my mom said ‘Hitler was a penis potato’

and i have never been more confused in my life

until she looked at me like i was stupid and said ‘dictator… penis potato… god its like you’re not even my daughter’

i am so fucking done

image

actual photo of hitler

DICK TATOR

MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.

(via collectionseclectic)

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I was tagged by howthemoonfeels

Name - Keps

URL - nymori

Blog Title - In Somnis Veritas

Shout Outs - AHHHHHHHHH

Crush - Two cute boys who ride the train with me: one in the morning, who has a beard and is always smiling and once asked me about the Tolkien book I was reading (his translation of Sir Gawain and the Green Knight), and one in the afternoon, who scowls whenever I catch his eye but always still manages to take my breath away with just that one look.

Oh, and Matthew Gray Gubler. Mmmm.

Favourite Colour - Purple.

CAPS - WHY DO I ONLY GET TWO DAYS OFF FROM WORK OUT OF EVERY FIVE THAT SEEMS DISPROPORTIONATE TO HOW IMPORTANT ONE’S LIFE REALLY IS I THINK.

Favourite Band - Anything with Andrew McMahon in it.

Favourite Drink - Water or tea or orange juice.

Favourite Number - 23

Tags! - collectionseclectic, Kirstymoo, am-not-your-doll

(Source: howthemoonfeels)

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floozys:

my feminist goal is not to convince men that girls are of value, my feminist goal is to achieve a future where the judgement of our value isn’t in the hands of men. 

(Source: floozys, via howthemoonfeels)

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unicornsandbutane:

bulletproof-fantasy:

enjorlove:

pardonmewhileipanic:

thotbotsuperstar:

dynastylnoire:

perpetualdaydream:

baskintheafterglow:

expect-the-greatest:

champagnexstrawberrykisses:

expect-the-greatest:

Bruh

What the hell?

Niggas out here trappin women

Then wonder how your ass got burned

what the fuck…

I’ve had a dude do that before. that shit is terrifying. Dude went across the room like he typically would to get one. Came back and I didn’t know that he didn’t have one until he pulled out.
I FLIPPED. Cried all the way home. Cried for days. Got tested. Bought the morning after pill. Seriously, fuck dudes that do this. There should be laws against it.

There ARE laws against this. It’s called rape by deception or fraudulent rape and basically, it’s anytime the conditions of your consent are compromised. In a situation like this, you consented to protected sex. By having sex in a way you did not consent to, a crime WAS committed and he could be charged if any physical effects like pregnancy or STD occurred. Remember, ANY SEXUAL ACTIVITY YOU DON’T CONSENT TO IS RAPE. 

If a guy does this, it’s rape. Call the cops. Ruin his life since he has no problem risking yours. Make him fucking learn. Rapists belong in jail. Rape by deception is rape, not a funny “meme”. 

This is incredibly important for everyone to see!! EVERYONE

yes YOU NEED THIS ON YOUR DASH EVERYONE

y’all should see this, just so you know.
Call the cops.
HERE is a list of crisis hotlines for rape and abuse. Most of them are 24/7 hotlines. 
HERE is a list of crisis hotlines by state. 
In addition to giving you the compassion your rapist clearly won’t, they might be able to advise you on possible next steps: what to tell the police, how to get a test done.
Stay safe, everyone. 

unicornsandbutane:

bulletproof-fantasy:

enjorlove:

pardonmewhileipanic:

thotbotsuperstar:

dynastylnoire:

perpetualdaydream:

baskintheafterglow:

expect-the-greatest:

champagnexstrawberrykisses:

expect-the-greatest:

Bruh

What the hell?

Niggas out here trappin women

Then wonder how your ass got burned

what the fuck…

I’ve had a dude do that before. that shit is terrifying. Dude went across the room like he typically would to get one. Came back and I didn’t know that he didn’t have one until he pulled out.

I FLIPPED. Cried all the way home. Cried for days. Got tested. Bought the morning after pill. Seriously, fuck dudes that do this. There should be laws against it.

There ARE laws against this. It’s called rape by deception or fraudulent rape and basically, it’s anytime the conditions of your consent are compromised. In a situation like this, you consented to protected sex. By having sex in a way you did not consent to, a crime WAS committed and he could be charged if any physical effects like pregnancy or STD occurred. Remember, ANY SEXUAL ACTIVITY YOU DON’T CONSENT TO IS RAPE. 

If a guy does this, it’s rape. Call the cops. Ruin his life since he has no problem risking yours. Make him fucking learn. Rapists belong in jail. Rape by deception is rape, not a funny “meme”. 

This is incredibly important for everyone to see!! EVERYONE

yes YOU NEED THIS ON YOUR DASH EVERYONE

y’all should see this, just so you know.

Call the cops.

HERE is a list of crisis hotlines for rape and abuse. Most of them are 24/7 hotlines. 

HERE is a list of crisis hotlines by state. 

In addition to giving you the compassion your rapist clearly won’t, they might be able to advise you on possible next steps: what to tell the police, how to get a test done.

Stay safe, everyone. 

(Source: tupacmadaddy, via collectionseclectic)

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imnotyourwickedkittybitch:

falloutgirlongirl:

we are all wonderfula series that aims to redesign wonder woman as women from all around the world; as every woman there is out there.
part i: hijabi wonder woman.
prints avaliable for sale at storenvy!

THIS DESIGN IS SO BEAUTIFUL OH MY GOD

imnotyourwickedkittybitch:

falloutgirlongirl:

we are all wonderful
a series that aims to redesign wonder woman as women from all around the world; as every woman there is out there.

part i: hijabi wonder woman.

prints avaliable for sale at storenvy!

THIS DESIGN IS SO BEAUTIFUL OH MY GOD

(via howthemoonfeels)

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