[Exit, pursued by a platypus.]

meatbicyclevevo:

meatbicyclevevo:

What’s the definition of a will?

Come on guys it’s a dead giveaway

(Source: meatbicyclevevo, via abstractandbriefchronicles)

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13 hours ago
donut-kun:

The proper response to street harassment

donut-kun:

The proper response to street harassment

(Source: grrlyman, via am-not-your-doll)

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Posted
13 hours ago

LEAKED NEW EEVEELUTION

chaka1987:

im-deadpool-god-dammit:

now theres 

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Eevee

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Flareon

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Vaporeon

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Jolteon

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Espeon

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Umbreon

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Leafeon

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Glaceon

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Sylveon, and finally

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Celinedion

I don’t know what I expected.

(via wishing-on-the-same-star)

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83635
Posted
1 day ago

lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

(via am-not-your-doll)

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293998
Posted
2 days ago

p0pfuckingpunk:

You know what’s a big turn on? When you’re making out with someone and they just randomly get on top of you. Yeah that is fucking great.

(via am-not-your-doll)

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166075
Posted
2 days ago

ultimateventist:

charlesoberonn:

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

 

(via am-not-your-doll)

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Posted
2 days ago
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