[Exit, pursued by a platypus.]
michygeary:

I WANT EVERYONE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THIS REALEST SHIT

michygeary:

I WANT EVERYONE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THIS REALEST SHIT

(Source: proudtortoise, via collectionseclectic)

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the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 


yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

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yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

(Source: holymaurymotherofgod, via rachie-hates-you)

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sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

(via rachie-hates-you)

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mahimahi713:

cannibals-insomnia:

I’m putting my cat on a vegan diet.

"how could you do that! that’s animal abuse"

No it’s not. a vegan-only diet is actually very healthy for them.

"cats are carnivores. they need to eat meat"

I know. that’s why it’s a vegan-only diet. I feed them only the finest vegans I can find.

I was about to go off on you

(via am-not-your-doll)

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2 days ago

xwatchmerise:

merosse:

If u see a guy with long hair he’s either gorgeous or fucking weird and the answer lays in what type of shoe he’s wearing

This is the best post I’ve ever read

OR if he’s wearing a hat.

(via collectionseclectic)

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2 days ago

-My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

Dear god, that would be EVEN WORSE.

(via lcn71)

(via abstractandbriefchronicles)

What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?
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2 days ago
craftasaurus-keps:

My co-worker’s husband’s birthday is coming up, and she asked that I stitch this for him; it took a little over a week, and it’s bigger than most of my projects, but I’m quite pleased with the results. The pattern comes from Etsy user SappyMooseTree’s etsy shop: [Link]

craftasaurus-keps:

My co-worker’s husband’s birthday is coming up, and she asked that I stitch this for him; it took a little over a week, and it’s bigger than most of my projects, but I’m quite pleased with the results. 

The pattern comes from Etsy user SappyMooseTree’s etsy shop: [Link]

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3 days ago

themouseabides:

Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster.

Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.

(via collectionseclectic)

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3 days ago

taki118:

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

allen-francis:

maggins:

faeries-everywhere:

when is it going to be the other way round

does this count?

Oh, I think that one counts. 

It definitely counts.

I think it also happened with Ariel but Mulans is better

(Source: snowwhties, via am-not-your-doll)

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